The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On and crashed into We All Have Problems before coming to a complete stop at Get the Hell Over It. Reporting LIVE from Quitin my Bitchin!
I have realized that little things like getting upset and or stressed out bring on contractions. I also found out today that spiders bring on contractions as well. How do I know this you ask? As I was basking in the sun today I felt something crawling on my leg. I swiped away what I assumed was a fly when I saw a nice size black spider crawling up my shin. I panicked as any normal person would do, scrambled to roll up my magazine to flick it off me and then flatten the sucker ( sorry mom). As soon as I regained my composure and wiped the spider insides off my magazine I realized I was having a contraction, spiders do cause more than just a bite.