Breaking News

The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On and crashed into We All Have Problems before coming to a complete stop at Get the Hell Over It. Reporting LIVE from Quitin my  Bitchin!

I have realized that little things like getting upset and or stressed out bring on contractions. I also found out today that spiders bring on contractions as well. How do I know this you ask? As I was basking in the sun today I felt something crawling on my leg. I swiped away what  I assumed was a fly when I saw a nice size black spider crawling up my shin. I panicked as any normal person would do, scrambled to roll up my magazine to flick it off me and then flatten the sucker ( sorry mom). As soon as I regained my composure and wiped the spider insides off my magazine I realized I was having a contraction, spiders do cause more than just a bite.

2 thoughts on “Breaking News

  1. Still looking on the bright side – how many other places in this country would you be basking in the sun? 🙂

    Anyway, we haven’t given up on your showers, just postponed them so you can enjoy them too and we don’t have to send leftovers home with Shane!

  2. yuk, spider guts. I’m surprised you didn’t deliver! I know I would of..hate spiders.

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