Shaving Cream Bath Paint

I’ve been thinking about getting some bath paints for K but keep going back and forth because I just don’t know if she will really use them. So I thought giving her colored shaving cream at bath time might be a good test, and it was. She seemed really interested when I first introduced them but was over it fast. Pouring water is much more fun at this time in her life..apparently.

What I did learn is that you don’t want to use gel food coloring. I made a few colors with the liquid coloring and a few with the gel coloring and the gel will stain. It didn’t seem to stain the tub but it did stain my skin. Maybe you don’t care if you child gets out of the bath multi-colored, I do.

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I will wait a few weeks and then try this activity again. Well maybe that’s not true, I may make a green bath day for St. Patricks day!

20 Things You Wont Here Me Say

1. I can’t wait to be pregnant again and twins would be amazing.

2. I want to climb Mt. Everest.

3. I think am going to homeschool.

4. I don’t need to renew my subscription to US weekly.

5. Preschool isn’t necessary.

6. No thanks, I don’t like cupcakes.

7. I think I will go to church today.

8. I love the cold weather.

9. I have too many shoes.

10. I hope they run more political ads next election.

11. I love the movie Twilight!

12. I’m not going to renew my passport, I don’t have any desire to see the world.

13. I’m a vegan.

14. A beach house is a terrible idea.

15. I love getting my period, I wish it came more often.

16. Nah, I don’t want a housekeeper, I love cleaning.

17. Let’s go to Applebee’s.

18. I am going to have a home birth.

19. Let’s see what’s on Fox News.

20. I don’t drink.

A Tip Or Four

Kaili took a two hour nap today. Thursday are SO much better than Tuesdays. Last Tuesday was the second in a row where she was a royal pain. Cranky and defiant. My friends, I fear  we are entering the terrible two’s.

She is also entering a stage where she afraid of noises and is super jumpy. I know it’s an age appropriate fear but it’s kind of a pain in the ass. She has gotten over her fear of being sucked down the drain in the bathtub and exchanged it for running to me in fear every time a motorcycle or an airplane goes by. People, we live near an airport.

The latest issue of Parenting had some great parenting advice and I thought I would share a few of them with you, because I like you.

~”The surest way to make life difficult for your children is to make it too easy for them. Prepare the child for the path, not the path for the child. -Betsy Brown Braun

~”When your kids are older, they will not remember that you went out once in a while-but you will.” Elisa D.

~”When you’re really angry, pretend someone is watching and judging you. It will force you to stay ultra-calm.” Allison McDonald

~”When it comes to raising children, your grandparents philosophical advice will be spot-on. Their medical advice will be terrible.”

Kaili is starting to make animal sounds, this means we are moving in the right direction. Her speech teacher advised us to take another 6 week class instead of one on one therapy since Kaili’s language is progressing.

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Worked up an appetite. edamame break.
Worked up an appetite. edamame break.

Weekly Favorites

Has this been a long ass week or what? My toddler is testing her boundaries and it’s testing my patience. I am ready for reinforcements.

Favorite DIY– This is brilliant and something I may need to look into making in the near future.

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Favorite Recipe- 5 Ingredient simple coconut curry noodles. Not sure why I haven’t had this yet. But soon.

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Favorite Photo- No words needed.

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Favorite Quote- This is true. Always and forever.

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Favorite Destination- You better Belize it. Belize is on the very top of my want- to -do list.

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Favorite Funny-  I did laugh out loud when I saw this. That wins!

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Favorite TipHow to eat a cupcake. We have been doing it all wrong.

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Favorite Video- Rob Delaney, a comedian and Twitter sensation gives a sexy baseball scouting report.

Cloud Dough

I have been waiting for the weather to warm up before I did this activity. I am not cool with a mess in the house, go figure. I kept my classroom clean too, just saying.

Cloud dough is a a smooth and moldable dough made with only 2 ingredients, flour and baby oil. I made a small batch since it was just for Kaili.

Combine 4 cups flour and 1/2 cup baby oil and mix well. I used my hands but I imagine a pastry cutter would work even better.

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I put a few different items for her to manipulate on a tray.

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Then we took it out into the warm sunshine. The weather is amazing!

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Practicing blowing out candles. She has a birthday soon.
Practicing blowing out candles. She has a birthday soon.

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She sat outside and played with this for a good amount of time. Enough time for me to get some sun and read a few more pages of my book.

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One Day

A “picture an hour” has been circulating the blog world, but I think it originated here.

Here we go.

7:00 am -Visiting the car doctor.

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8:00- Just a little topless dancing.

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9:00- Getting to know the new produce store in the neighborhood.

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10:00- Quiet time AKA catch up on recorded tv.

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11:00 – Garlic edamame.

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12:00 pm- Best store ever.

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1:00- Shine bright like a diamond.

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2:00- Dried papaya + Cashews.

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3:00- Climbing

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4:00- Silliness.

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5:00- O’clock shadow.

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6:00- Run as fast as you can, I will still get ya.

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7:00- The little one is down. Fro-yo and Pinterest time.

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8:00- Ending the day with the Bachelor

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10:00- Goodnight moon.

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Kaili went through 3 outfit changes and 2 pajamas all before 7 pm. Is this a girl thing?

Birthday Month

My birthday month has started out pretty nicely. I got caught up on some much needed gossip with some great ladies, had lunch with my bestie, ate cupcakes, read cookbooks, finally saw Argo and predicted the Oscar wins with ease 😉

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Old Town
Old Town

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cutest lunch date.
cutest lunch date.
who you calling an ass? Ass.
who you calling an ass? Ass.
Best gift ever. Hot mess in a box.
Best gift ever. Hot mess in a box.
funny faces
funny faces
Loves the neighbors fish
Loves the neighbors fish
new cookbook love.
new cookbook love.

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watching
watching

David Wagner

I know this guy, he is an amazing athlete, cute, funny, kind and his heart is huge. The problem is, the world doesn’t know him….yet. This is where I ask you for help. I want you to share this post with all of your friends and family. Or better yet, send it into your favorite talk show {Ellen}. This is what I just sent her. Feel free to copy it or write up your own. Either way, help me get his name out there. I promise, it will be worth it.

Kaili loves her uncle David
Kaili loves her uncle David

“David Wagner, you don’t know his name but you should. He is the number 1 Quad wheelchair tennis player in the world! He doesn’t get the shouts out he deserves. Gold, Silver and Bronze medal winner from Athens, Beijing and London. He is as humble as they come and cute to boot.

He was hurt at the age of 21. Playing frisbee on the beach in CA. a wave jackknifed him landing him head first in the sand. Paralyzed from the chest down, he has overcome the impossible. He currently resides and trains at the Olympic Training center in Chula Vista Ca, he is the only wheelchair resident there.

He travels all over the world playing in tournaments, talks to children at different schools out of the goodness of his heart and holds a yearly wheelchair tennis camp for children with physical disabilities in Oregon.

David is a star, a role model, a friend and an world class athlete. I would love to introduce him to Ellen and the world.

David wants to start his own charity for children with disabilities but doesn’t know where to start.. So here I am, writing you, asking for help. Please help me recognize this amazing man who could be down with despair but chooses to be the best he can with what he has and wants to help others. Help me let him know how amazing he is.”

So are you with me?

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The Taboo On Infertility

Some women, {me now} don’t mind sharing the daunting process of getting her ovaries plumped up with daily injections and then  going through the painful process of having a needle poked into those same ovaries to remove the multiple eggs she made. Other women,{me then} have a very a hard time coming to grips with the fact that she couldn’t make a baby the old-fashioned way and announcing that to friends and family is very hard to do. Infertility is an extremely  stressful thing to go through, more so when miscarriages are involved {that is my opinion}. When you do decided to let people know why you aren’t pregnant yet they want to be supportive but a lot of the time they don’t know what to say. You end up hearing things like ” you two just need to relax, go on vacation. It will happen” or ” maybe it’s just time to give it a rest, God has a plan and he only gives you what he knows you can handle” Oh, so I should just get over my life long dream to be a mother? Suck it up and get over how  sad and depressed that  would make me?- (smack hand on forehead) Awesome advice! Thanks I feel so much better now!!  These things are usually said by people who had sex without a condom and got pregnant without trying. Ugh, I hate those people.

But I was very lucky to become pregnant, stay pregnant and leave the hospital with my sweet child, and the whole process has made me a much stronger person. I don’t know if there is anything harder than accepting infertility. However these days doctors and technology are amazing so that makes it a little easier. I just wish it was easier for women to talk about. It shouldn’t be a shameful thing{even though it sure feels like it}.

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Thinking about all this put a vision in my head. My daughter at 9 years old wants to know about the “birds and the bee’s”. I sit her down for the talk, maybe it goes like this” Well dear, it happens in a doctor’s office where daddy performs the “secret handshake” in a fluorescent lit room while mommy lays naked from the waist down, legs spread and another man…” Too much? How about:”When a MasterCard and a doctor love each other very much…” Moms and dads feel free to send your children to me when the time comes. I will be happy to teach them where babies come from!

CIty Love

“I don’t wanna think about what’s gonna be after this, I wanna just live right now.”

My kind of morning
My kind of morning
Lunch with an old high school friend.
Lunch with an old high school classmate. Thanks Shannon.
Dessert
Dessert
Tonga Room
Tonga Room
Sharing is fun
Sharing is fun
Fancy
Fancy

 

ChinaTown
ChinaTown
Lighting
Lighting
Alcatraz
Alcatraz
View from afar
View from afar
Breakfast
Breakfast
Salad in a glass
Salad in a glass
Meow
Meow
reflection
reflection
Clam chowda
Clam chowda
Irish
Irish
People watching
People watching