Kid Food, Will They Eat It?

After an evening Costco run I found myself running around like a crazy person trying to get all the crap put away, and the artichokes prepared and cooking then it dawned on me I probably needed to feed the kid. She wasn’t going to gnaw on a pork chop so I rummaged through the fridge to see what I could pawn off on her. I saw a lonely turkey hot dog and remembered an idea I saw on Pinterest ages ago. Get ready to be blown away.

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Who ever came up with this was either brilliant or totally bored. I pushed the dry spaghetti noodles through cut up hot dogs and threw them into a pot of boiling water. 9 minutes later…

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Voila! I was pretty sure Kaili wasn’t going to eat this but I felt a sense of accomplishment for even attempting it.  She picked at it but was much happier with her artichoke. Maybe in another year?

Paleo Pizza #2

This pizza has an eggplant base crust. I will be honest when I first saw the recipe I hemmed and hawed and tried really hard to keep the negative thoughts to myself. I reminded myself It was Father’s day and this is what he wanted, so don’t be a bitch.

This crust was pretty easy to make, peel an eggplant, grate it, squeeze out the liquid and mix in a few more ingredients…done.  I followed this recipe for the measurements and ingredients  but when it came to cooking it I more or less followed the cauliflower crust recipe. The two crust recipes were so different in cooking temperature and time but I was pretty sure they didn’t need to be and I was right. I cooked the eggplant crust on a slightly higher heat for a shorter amount of time and it was fine. I did however flip the crust over in the middle of cooking like the original recipe suggested, didn’t want to get too crazy.

I was highly surprised by how good this was as a crust. As Shane said, “you wouldn’t want to make bread sticks out of this”. Alone is has a slightly bitter flavor so use this for a pizza with strong flavors. I put caramelized onions, goat cheese, arugula, prosciutto, tomatoes and basil and it was delish. The sweetness of the onions is amazing with goat cheese…just saying.

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Eggplant Crust

1 eggplant, peeled and grated

1/4 cup Almond meal

1/4 cup Flax seed meal

1 egg, beaten

salt and pepper, to taste

Directions

Preheat oven to 400 degrees

Grate eggplant with a cheese grater, discarding the skin.

Place grated eggplant in a clean dish towel, and squeeze over a sink to remove excess liquid.

Pour grated eggplant into a large mixing bowl.

Add in the flax meal and almond meal.

Whisk egg in a smaller bowl and add to batter.

Add salt and pepper to taste.

Mix until ingredients are evenly combined.

Pour out batter onto a parchment-lined baking sheet.

Smooth batter out with hands into a thin layer about 1/8 inch thick.

Bake for 10-13 minutes or until golden brown, then remove the crust from oven.

Lightly grease another piece of parchment paper with olive oil, and place on top of crust. Carefully flip the crust and then slowly peel off the parchment paper from the bottom side.

Brush the flipped side lightly with olive oil. { I used garlic infused olive oil }

Return to oven and cook 8-10 minutes until golden brown and edges are crisp.

Now you can add your topping and pop back into the oven until cheese in melted 7-10 minutes.

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Rainbow Cake

When planning Kaili’s birthday party I came across a picture of a 6 layer rainbow cake. I knew at that moment I had to attempt my hand at it and that is why she had a rainbow party.

I was totally going to use Martha Stewart’s recipe but as the day got closer and I realized how much crap I was actually going to have  to make, I decided to make it easier on myself and I followed this recipe.

I took matters into my own hands when it came to the frosting. I decided that coconut cream cheese frosting had to happen. If you haven’t had spoonfuls of coconut cream cheese frosting first thing in the morning than you are failing at life. It pairs perfectly with coffee, just saying.

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I baked all six layers of the cake the day before the party, wrapped tightly in in plastic wrap and threw them in the fridge. I also went ahead and made the frosting. The kitchen was already a disaster, might as well add it. I used this recipe but doubled it.

All of the layers baked perfectly flat except one, I just cut off the funky top and it was good as new. Oh make sure to use gel food coloring, the color is MUCH more vibrant. There are no measurements for the colors just eyeball it, but remember when making orange you need a lot more yellow than red.

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I was really impressed with how straight the cake was once all the layers were stacked. The cake was super moist so frosting it was kind of a pain in my ass but it all worked out better than I imagined.

The cake got rave reviews and I don’t think anyone could tell it was from a mix, the frosting is SO good that it doesn’t even matter.

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The 2 on top was a last minute decision. I quickly traced the number two onto some cardboard, cut it out and laid it gently on top of the cake and dumped the sprinkles on. Super easy.

I also baked up chocolate cupcakes with regular cream cheese frosting. I wanted a back up dessert in case the cake didn’t make it, plus everyone loves cupcakes!

Weekly Favorites

Has this been a long ass week or what? My toddler is testing her boundaries and it’s testing my patience. I am ready for reinforcements.

Favorite DIY– This is brilliant and something I may need to look into making in the near future.

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Favorite Recipe- 5 Ingredient simple coconut curry noodles. Not sure why I haven’t had this yet. But soon.

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Favorite Photo- No words needed.

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Favorite Quote- This is true. Always and forever.

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Favorite Destination- You better Belize it. Belize is on the very top of my want- to -do list.

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Favorite Funny-  I did laugh out loud when I saw this. That wins!

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Favorite TipHow to eat a cupcake. We have been doing it all wrong.

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Favorite Video- Rob Delaney, a comedian and Twitter sensation gives a sexy baseball scouting report.

Weekly Favorites

Today I am leaving on mini vacation. Thanks to my family I can get away for the weekend sans K bear. Destination, San Francisco. I really can’t wait. Sitting on a train, watching the ocean go by, reading and writing. ALL BY MYSELF!  I don’t get to say that often…so I am going to bathe in those words for the day.

Favorite Recipe- Scallops + bacon + brussel sprouts? Um, I have a feeling this is going to be good.

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Favorite For The Home– In my other life, the one where I live in a beach house. This will be my bathroom.

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Favorite Photo– Seriously, this is a good picture. David and Redfoo from LMFAO. They met at the Australian open. I told him to invite him over…still waiting.

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Favorite Valentine’s Day Idea- Valentine’s day or Thursday, whatever you want to call it…This is fun for the kids, or the adults depending on who you are.

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Favorite Quote– I may do just this.

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Favorite Funny-  There are some days I just outdo myself.

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Top 10 Weekly Favorites

  1. Have you seen the The 45 Most Powerful Images of 2012 ? Look who made #5,  SO amazing and so very true.

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2. I like rice crispy treats as much as the next girl, but I never make them or crave them for that matter. That has now changed. These  Salted Crispy treats  look pretty darn yummy.

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3. Wise words at any age.

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4. This is a great idea for New Years Eve or a wedding or a party or Monday night at ours. Come on over!

Mini Champagne bottles with a straw.
Mini Champagne bottles with a straw.

5.  Whole Roasted Tandoori Cauliflower with mint chutney. This my friends, is going to be good, I know it.

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6.  I am all for children having books, real books made out of paper. But some of us travel and don’t want to carry a crap load of heavy books in our bags. This website has over 200  children’s books to read online.

7. This made me laugh because I was like “what, I don’t get….oh! HAHA” Then I was thankful for having a tan year round.

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7. I received a new cookbook a few weeks ago and  I haven’t wanted to make so many recipes out of one book in a long time. Her style of cooking really appeals to me and my palate. This cake is one of the many delicious things you can find inside.

Pistachio Carrot Cake with Brown Sugar Cream Cheese Frosting
Pistachio Carrot Cake with Brown Sugar Cream Cheese Frosting

8.  A super simple creative art activity for the holidays. You can be sure we  Kaili will be doing this soon.

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9.  Although the grammar is atrocious, well played yogurt.

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10.  Yes, another cauliflower recipe. I eat a lot more of it these days, it’s just so versatile and good.  I have never seen it prepared this way and with the fresh pomegranate. Looks. SO. Delicious.

Cauliflower Feta Fritters with Pomegranate
Cauliflower Feta Fritters with Pomegranate

Weekly Favorites

Does this ever happen to you?

I am not sure if Pinterest is a blessing or a curse these days. Once I get on, I can’t get off and before I know it I have a menu planned for the week, and the upcoming holiday…sigh.

Favorite Photo– How cute is this lil’ guy?

Favorite Recipe– This lemon loaf cake looks So delicious. I might have to make it on our vacation this week.

Favorite DIYThese Scrabble tile magnets. Clever!

Favorite Funny-

Favorite DestinationHallstatt, Austria

Favorite Quote

Halloween [Pin]spiration

1 week until Halloween. Did you make all the crafty decorations you wanted? How about those cute pumpkin cupcakes? No? Well you have time so here are some fun ideas.

For the Children’s Halloween Party

Spider Eggs

Source: keentobeseen.blogspot.com

Mummy Juice Boxes

Source: landee See, Landee Do

{Very Simple }Jack O Lantern Mandarin Oranges

Source: Pimp My Dinner

Pumpkin Rice Krispy Treat

Source: Grin and Bake it

Witch Broomsticks

Source: Cocinandocon CatMan

For the Adult Halloween Party

Ginger Pumpkin Cheesecake Bars

Source: The Outlaw Mom

Pumpkin Seed Brittle

Source: Joy of Baking

Black Widow Martini

Source: Hostess with the Mostess

Black Widow Goat Cheese Log

Source: Food and Wine

Dexter Blood Slide Suckers

Source: Forkable

DIY Decorations

Mummy Pumpkin

Source: BHG

BOO Balloons

Source: Martha Stewart

Ghosts In The Yard

Source: Inspiring Pretty

Glitter Pumpkin

Source: HGTV

Do It, For The WOW Factor!

Black Cat Cookies

Source: Gescmack

Incognito Pumpkins

Source: Etsy

Black Cat Paw Cookies

Source: Martha Stewart

Skull Cupcakes

Source: Instructables

Halloween Hoot Owl Cupcakes

Source: Land O Lakes

Weekly Favorites

I am not ready to succumb to Fall yet. It’s been in the 80’s and  I am still using the grill to do a lot of my cooking. Until the weather tells me otherwise, it’s still summer. However with all the pumpkin recipes and Halloween decorations,  it looks like I might have to face reality soon. Maybe next week I will be ready to make some seasonal recipes and post some Halloween faves.

Favorite Recipe– My favorite summer dish is the almighty Caprese salad. I just made one last week but that wont stop me from trying this delicious looking recipe tonight. I may even try slow roasting the tomatoes on the grill.

Favorite DIY– Kaili has been showing a lot of interest in getting her hands messy, she thouroughly enjoys “painting” her high chair tray with ketchup, hummus and yogurt. I think it’s time to make some of this homemade edible finger paint and let her at it.

Favorite Photo– How awesome for the children, I love this!

Favorite Destination– Cinque Terre, Italy. We passed on seeing this amazing city on our recent trip to Europe. Rick Steves said it’s a tourist trap in August, so now I have an excuse to back.

Favorite Funny– I probably shouldn’t think this is funny….but I do, because it is.

Getting her to Eat

Kaili’s appetite is hit or miss these days. She also doesn’t do well with leftovers but who can blame her on that? Eating the same thing meal after meal is plain boring. I remembered something I saw on Pinterest and gave it a shot. I put a variety of cut up food in an ice cube tray and let her have at it.

I started small with just three options.

I didn’t give her much credit going in, I thought within the first 2 minutes the food would be dumped out but she proved me wrong.

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She was intrigued and carefully chose what she would start with.

I think this was a hit because it was a fun new way to eat lunch. I imagine the glory will fade but hey, she ate  it all but the crackers.

Tried and true. If you have a toddler who loves a meal time battle,  give it a try.